I don’t think I would like your heaven.

You say one of the reasons
I should
I pick up the wine
and take the body of Christ
is to

guarantee my place
In heaven.

Hmm….
let’s look at that:

Will there be gangbangs,
Orgies?

Hmm….no?

And I don’t want 72 virgins,
but can I get
8 women
7 men and
a dominatrix that’s
A unicorn?

No?

Then, I don’t see how your heaven would be fun,

I’ll live my heaven
Now.