Goddess was not happy,
Looking upon the earth.
So she brought out her special tea
and sprinkled it across the earth.
Suddenly,
Politicians couldn’t f$%k their
mistresses, and rapist couldn’t rape.
And some men were showing up at hospitals
pregnant….
All across America woodies turned
into noodles.
Spray painted on a bank lobby wall:
“Don’t strike down Roe vs. Wade, or
this sh!ts permanent”
and
“Support women’s rights!”